It's a 1st AD thing. You wouldn't understand.:... →
goingforpicture: A friend of the blog recently asked me to discuss tips on script breakdown and scheduling. Script Breakdown is one of the AD 101 essentials and nothing else can really fully happen without it. I realize, also, that it’s fall semester and many of you are students just beginning to prep for your big… Where my AD’s at?
A Note To Everyone I Care About
If you decide to go MIA for several days & not answer your phone or show up to things you’re supposed to be at, etc… Please, PLEASE let me or someone know you’re alive. I can’t handle this kind of stress right now. But I am glad you’re alive. What a way to start off a morning…
During sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move....
fehleepeh: Buffering. Now coming to you during Sexual Intercourse. Consider this move stolen.
I get my ideas out of my dreams… if you’re lucky enough to use something you see...– Alexander McQueen (via thechocolatebrigade)
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-9-26) →
Nujabes (41) The Knife (38) Washed Out (32) Maps & Atlases (23) Crystal Castles (16) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
The General Lack Of Tact & Regard For Feelings...
Is both shocking and disgusting. It’s hard to believe how blinded by naivete and ignorance some people can be. And now I have to be up in 4 hours for work. What a waste of a perfectly good Saturday night.
Guys these days are too emotional. I just wanna be friends and hook up and talk...– Co-worker, real talk. Story of my life.
My Job (Which Now Officially Is My Job)
Is too scandalous for it’s own good sometimes.
Riveting Sexualities Class
Teacher: Procreation & pleasure, what else is sex for?
Teacher: Yea, if it's hot sex. Believe me, if it's 3 minutes, you better still go to the gym.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-9-19) →
Minus the Bear (65) Washed Out (51) Exile (15) Yeasayer (14) Animal Collective (12) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I accidentally made myself throw up the other day and it wasn’t that bad.– Me, on attempting to come up with a diet plan with RoomMate.
A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is...– Kurt Vonnegut Jr. (via kari-shma)
Things I Currently Desire:
Mexican food. Probably Super Taq or Taq SJ. Iced latte. A lot of sleep. A deep tissue massage.
In An Average 24 Hour Period
I’m awake for a minimum of 20 of those hours. Is this happening to everyone else?
8 Things I Wish I Knew When I Was 22 →
A Moment Of Weakness/Venting
I have a couple days off of work for Campus MovieFest right now. Today is one of the last days of it, and I have plans to spend it editing, seeing the edits of the movie I AD’d the past week, and doing any or all of the 3 things I have due tomorrow (a paper, a group project and three cyanotype prints). But of course, someone didn’t show up to work. And since my work is...
A Little Taste
I’ve been fucking busy. Haven’t we all? But with what… School: Bowling - Tight. Did well day 1, sucked the last day. Gotta step it up. Sexualities - Legit. Still need a research paper topic. Women’s Studies - Really cool. Super behind already though. Group project due Monday. Presentation last week about “Transgender 101”, seriously one of the most...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-9-12) →
Animal Collective (61) Washed Out (47) Broken Social Scene (41) The Dirty Projectors (38) Minus the Bear (38) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Minus The Bear - Fine + 2 pts This song = MTB at...
goingforpicture: Thank you to everyone who has started following me recently! I never thought that when I started this blog about ADing that anyone would care… In honor of this momentis event, I declare September 12th (coincidentally, my sister’s birthday), National Hug an Assistant Director Day! That’s right, even the 2nd 2nds get some love. Hell, hug the production assistants too. Without...
Give Me A Latte & Call Me Nancy
Thursday afternoon I, unknowingly, made what might be one of the hugest mistakes I’ve ever made. Maybe I’m blowing this out of proportion. And please feel free tell me if I am. Without going into too much detail, for both my mental well-being and my physical safety, I did something that resulted in a massive breach of confidentiality at my place of business, something they really...
ned hepburn: Getting out of the car →
nedhepburn: I overheard a woman with a large gunt* call me a ‘espresso-drinking liberal elitist’. I was going into a Starbucks and had just parked my Prius after driving around listening to NPR. It was an easy shot. I just kind of looked at her as I walked past and went “… and?”. I like espresso. That… I would beg to differ on gravity applying to vagina’s…
Seven Stages of Film Production
goingforpicture: craigormiston: During the production of “Hollywood Is Like High School With Money,” the following list was posted by our Second Assistant Director outside her production trailer door: Seven Stages of Film Production Wild Enthusiasm Total Confusion Utter Despair Search for the Guilty Persecution of the Innocent Promotion of the Incompetent Distribution of T-Shirts ...
I’ve got this Christian girlfriend now and she’s trying to get me to...– Gob Bluth, Arrested Development, Season 3, Episode 8.