September 2008
My Stolen Computer...
Some of you may remember that my beloved iBook, my pride & joy, my gift for graduating… was stolen last November. It’s been a long, tough road getting over it. Sometimes I think I never will be, but I’m able to not think about it as much, as I have a new love in my life. My brand new MacBook.
Anywho, back to the real story. So I have finally gotten to this point where I...
Text Messages That Would Have Been Helpful
BY JEN STATSKY
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yo Abe, r u still going 2 the theatr 2nite? hve a weird feeling bout it, y dont u and mary cum by here instead? dont wnt 2 talk about slavery all nite tho, its my weekend 2 u kno? txt me back
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hey just wnted 2 give the heads up, CC on way w 3 shps, want 2 colonize u. dont giv n unless u think casinos r gr8. txt me back
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hey u, horse = greeks. dont let in....
Pickup Lines To Use While Moving
BY ALISON ROSEN
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“Nice shoes. Wanna put them in that box over there?”
“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because the movers are going to be here soon, so we should put it in bubble wrap.”
“Your father must have been a thief, because I can’t find the duct tape.”
“The word of the day is ‘tarp.’ What do you say we go back to my...
Boyfriend and Matty came to visit me tonight! It was pretty awesome because it was Matt’s first time here since I’ve moved in and Cliff’s first time back here since move in day. They got to meet a couple of my roomies and a couple of my awesome neighbors. That makes me a very happy girl. Hopefully Boyfriend will come back to see me Sunday too. That would make me an even...
Another Pet Peeve Of Mine
When some guy asks you out and you tell him you have a boyfriend and he says “He doesn’t have to know”.
Okay, he DOES have to know because he’s my boyfriend and I am not some kind of shitty girlfriend that would keep something like that from him.
And by the way, fellas… A line like that will never get a girl to cheat on her boyfriend with you or break up with him...
Fun Fact
Turns out you can’t store a container of milk on it’s side. Even if it hasn’t ever been opened and the seal isn’t broken. It will leak and start to take on weird smells that you can’t quite place…
August 2008
First Day of Class
So today I had my first day of classes at SJSU. I think this is going to be a bomb ass semester. In one of my classes we have to create an account on Second Life. All in all, good classes for sure. So it seems.
In other news… My stomach has been acting all crazy for a couple of days now. Blah. I think some Cream of Wheat and/or tea might be in order…
Also, I was informed of the...
Why aren’t any of my friends posting on this god forsaken site anymore?
I had hoped that I would get a good update or two pretty regularly to stay in touch with what was going on while I’m gone. But it seems no one wants to make this relationship work.
Today was a really long day. Probably because I didn’t do anything.
On A Lighter Note...
The memory foam mattress topper was a good decision in retrospect. The bed is basically shit without it.
It’s kind of annoying that I can’t put things on my walls. I can’t put holes in my walls so now I have all these message board thingys and no where to put them. Plus a gnar book shelf. Luckily I have those sick wall decals.
Still no sign of any roomies. Lame.
People kept telling me to get out of my room and make friends and explore. So I went on a little adventure.
I walked around in the area just past the dorm building, which is apparently the ghetto of downtown San Jose. I met a gentleman by the name of Darnell who asked me if I was married. I told him I was seeing someone and it was kind of serious. Also, he said that seeing me made his day go...
And By The Way...
My mom totally didn’t cry. I was shocked, proud and impressed.
